Showing posts with label General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

May I know the time please

May I know the time please ?!

 
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came in to wish me. 

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.


PS:
Thanks to chumma Group..
 Regards, Pandi

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Six Things Boys N Girls Do In Exam Hall

Six Things Boys N Girls Do In Exam Hall



Quite Interesting
 
Six things boys do in exam hall:
 
1. Counting No of Girls..
 
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
 
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
 
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
 
5. Feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..
 
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
 

 

 

 


 
Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or don't know)
 
1. Write
 
2. Write
 
3. Write
 
4. Write
 
5. Write
 
6. Write


PS: Thanks to chumma Group..
Regards,
Pandi

Thursday, January 13, 2011

RICHEST MAN IN INDIA ???

RICHEST MAN IN INDIA ???

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PS: Thanks to chumma Group
Regards,
Pandi